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    Been a while since I came up with a new invention. My new one is the Fart Absorber

    Quite simply, its a fibre cushion that blocks noise and absorbs smells so you can sit at your desk at work and let em rip. The money itd save on productivity from people no longer getting up, to go to the toilet to rip out some paint melters would make it worthwhile for all businesses. Can simply buy one for every single chair in the office so people are none the wiser as well

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    Uber eats basically done and dusted imo.

    Food for 3 people $22 more expensive v the app compared to going in store

    Plus 8.99 delivery fee. Pickup option seemed to be capped at $99 minimum order (despite being $22 to use the app).

    Yeah its a no from me dawg.

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Uber eats and Deliveroo is massive in bondi

    Agree it's a ripoff and the mark up is ridiculous


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    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    Uber eats and Deliveroo is massive in bondi

    Agree it's a ripoff and the mark up is ridiculous


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    What is ridiculous is the cut that Uber Eats take from it, don't blame the restaurants for marking it up to try and actually make something on it all. Also call it a laziness/stupidity tax so I have no issue with it anyway.

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    Do Deliveroo have the membership where you get unlimited delivery? It's not a thing in Perth but was all over Deliveroo in London.

    Im pretty sure the unlimited delivery thing was a short term offer actually. I didn't sign up to it because I felt it was a piece of garbage thing to do, basically commit yourself to fast food for a month or whatever the length of a membership was.... But definitely would've saved money

    One day I did breakfast, lunch and dinner via delivery service was supremely hungover

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Yeah I know a few guys who have the unlimited delivery for a fee


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    Im the hero football needs and deserves you will find

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    I think that there's a strong possibility that Miss Wolfie is in fact a virgin.

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    Really nailed those faces. The likeness is brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    So many sookie-la-las whining about the hot weather. I can hear them from my window.

    Can confirm they are fatty boombahs with air-conditioning privileges as well.

    Too bad for them. I have had my complex carbohydrates, plant proteins and regimen of vitamin and probiotic supplements. My upper torso is thinly covered in talcum powder. I have no air-conditioning, same as it ever was, even in WA. And I am as cool as a cucumber laying down on warm fabric.

    In fact, just a moment ago, the last drop of sweat just evaporated from my body, the only part of my body to actually experience perspiration, cunts.

    My nutsack.

    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    Fuck this hot weather, cooking away here.

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    We come from the land of the ice and snow From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Too bad for them. I have had my complex carbohydrates, plant proteins and regimen of vitamin and probiotic supplements. My upper torso is thinly covered in talcum powder. I have no air-conditioning, same as it ever was, even in WA. And I am as cool as a cucumber laying down on warm fabric.

    In fact, just a moment ago, the last drop of sweat just evaporated from my body, the only part of my body to actually experience perspiration
    Got the vibes of this guy from the quoted parts



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Don't you shoot up and root strangers?
    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    That movie is unwatchable. The lead exemplifies baby-faced and beardless modern men (like Yenny!).

    Hollywood had jumped the shark and that movie is only recalled by those who relate to the lead actor and the character which he portrays.
    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    Random Thoughts Part VI: Return of the Rolling Zone

    It's snowing in London so suck on that

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    My front window this morning

    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Neville View Post
    My front window this morning


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    Beyond jealous. Was above 30 degrees all night in this ebola hell-hole
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    I just smash the keyboard and hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    Beyond jealous. Was above 30 degrees all night in this ebola hell-hole
    Not enough talc brah
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I think that there's a strong possibility that Miss Wolfie is in fact a virgin.

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    Second bottle required because too much surface area
    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    the slutty teenage gash frothing around while I'm off tap makes fidelity quite hard.

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    I just smash the keyboard and hope.

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    When talcing up your body, don’t forget internal surfaces matter too


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Second bottle required because too much surface area
    And that's just rumbles enormous penor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Two power outages last night and tonight powers been out since 6.30. FML


    Clearly need to invest in some talcum powder
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    fuck i cant wait till dinner hope we get take away
    Quote Originally Posted by MarshallMatthers
    ended up getting kfc

    wowowowowow

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