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    They are making it and sending it to me. I'm incredibly confused as to what they will send me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Was ordering Ubereats tonight when I realised, with McDonalds you can order a Big Mac meal and remove everything. I'm curious as to whether they will just send me a empty Big Mac box. So my order just went in for

    Medium Big Mac Meal with no bun, no pickles, no sauce, no onion, no lettuce and no patty with medium fries and a coke with almond milk
    cheese?

    and that coke with almond milk sounds truly delightful...

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    I just smash the keyboard and hope.

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    Im the hero football needs and deserves you will find

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    They are making it and sending it to me. I'm incredibly confused as to what they will send me
    Where's the update?!

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    I want a fucking picture of this thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I just smash the keyboard and hope.

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    Pretty sure The Chaser did this years ago and paid full price for some lettuce. keen to see these updated results though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Where's the update?!
    just gotta bang the ubereats scooter dude first. that's why he needed to save a couple of bucks on the burger

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    They just sent me a normal meal so didn't bother with the picture. It was such a fucking let down

    I'm going to try it with a different store on the weekend and see how I go. I'm thinking someone's gotta do it literally

    Although in saying this, it was 2.50 cheaper so maybe I found a life hack for that store ?

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    Why does that remind me of that stupid joke we used to tell at school...

    What do you get at McDonald's in Ethiopia?

    Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Has anyone ever seen this Wendy Williams chick? She is amazing at being a pile of shit but still keeping her job. In the last 2 months she has

    - Told gays to stop wearing dresses, but said its okay for lesbians to wear mens clothes
    - Made fun of Joaquin Phoenixs clef lip
    - Farted on TV and told the person who called her up on it to go kill himself despite the fact it well happened
    - Made a joke referencing Drew Cares ex fiance who was thrown of a balcony with a "Come on down" joke about her death. Worth finding on Youtube if you can before its deleted. The dead silence of the crowd followed by 2 audible groans was hilarious to watch

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    Also when a woman in the audience asked her a question about her man "promising her 2-3 kids" but then changing his mind after 1 (or 2 can't remember) she endorsed poking holes in condoms/stop taking the pill/deceiving him into getting her pregnant. Epitomy of a walking cunt rite thurr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    Also when a woman in the audience asked her a question about her man "promising her 2-3 kids" but then changing his mind after 1 (or 2 can't remember) she endorsed poking holes in condoms/stop taking the pill/deceiving him into getting her pregnant. Epitomy of a walking cunt rite thurr
    Do the people who watch her also epitomise the walking cunt philosophy?

    Guilt by assocation surely?

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    It's a yes from me. Couldn't watch this abomination of a human unless you either agreed with her morals or were being tortured by Jesse Jackson

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    To those doubting the superior stupidity of Americans I present you this

    https://twitter.com/ian56789/status/1081609319391612929
    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    there’s a couple of clusters of illness in Mt Baker and Gawler where they’ve been tested but their results aren’t back yet. These individuals have all recently returned from various hot spots overseas and are almost guaranteed to returned positive results. Could be a spike in SA numbers in the next few days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    To those doubting the superior stupidity of Americans I present you this

    https://twitter.com/ian56789/status/1081609319391612929
    Anyone who watches Married at First Sight would clearly have the same issues. Thats 1 mill+ people

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    What would you buy btw?

    A Holden Barina with a Ferrari F430 engine or a Ferrari F430 with a Holden Barina engine?

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    That's got to be the easiest question ever...

    First the Ferrari would at least be driveable with some retro fitting while the Ferrari engine is never fitting in a Barina and would be undriveable even if you could somehow fit it in.

    Secondly you could get an engine for the Ferrari for under $50k, you could drop 100k on the Barina and it's still a Barina...

    That map one isn't really indicative of anything, I've got otherwise intelligent friends who don't know a thing about the world, it's more of a general knowledge topic these days than indicator of intelligence, like knowing TV characters or sports facts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    That's got to be the easiest question ever...

    First the Ferrari would at least be driveable with some retro fitting while the Ferrari engine is never fitting in a Barina and would be undriveable even if you could somehow fit it in.

    Secondly you could get an engine for the Ferrari for under $50k, you could drop 100k on the Barina and it's still a Barina...

    That map one isn't really indicative of anything, I've got otherwise intelligent friends who don't know a thing about the world, it's more of a general knowledge topic these days than indicator of intelligence, like knowing TV characters or sports facts...
    Fuck thats a good answer. You are awesome

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    Had my surgery today, bed next to me has a Melbourne victory player who got injured last night
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    fuck i cant wait till dinner hope we get take away
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    ended up getting kfc

    wowowowowow

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    Quote Originally Posted by whale View Post
    Had my surgery today, bed next to me has a Melbourne victory player who got injured last night
    So either you are getting world class treatment or Victory treat their player with like shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by whale View Post
    Had my surgery today, bed next to me has a Melbourne victory player who got injured last night
    Any good stories from the nurses about you while you were under?

    When I had my ACL the first time I just kept asking where the pretty nurse had gone, funny part is I don't even remember there being a pretty nurse beforehand!

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    Just before i went under I asked the doc if i could get some for the weekend. He said I don't think that's a good idea and was out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Any good stories from the nurses about you while you were under?

    When I had my ACL the first time I just kept asking where the pretty nurse had gone, funny part is I don't even remember there being a pretty nurse beforehand!
    I get similarly loopy after a seizure. One time I told the paramedic she was hot (she was) then told her I'm going to sleep, wake me up when I'm dead

    This was all in front of the missus btw

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