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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Age is just a number, so is the amount of teeth Tom will have on the floor when JB snap kicks his jaw of his face
    Bieber looks like a lesbian heroin addict, pretty sure Cruise will fuck him up
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    I think that there's a strong possibility that Miss Wolfie is in fact a virgin.

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    I'm aware Bieber called him out but is there any pre existing beef there?

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I'm aware Bieber called him out but is there any pre existing beef there?

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    I don't believe so
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I think that there's a strong possibility that Miss Wolfie is in fact a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I'm aware Bieber called him out but is there any pre existing beef there?

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    Have you seen Tom Cruise? The pre existing beef is he is a complete and utter flog

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    Cruise was paying $1.50 on Pointsbet when I last looked.

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    I reckon Embers boyfriend probably did one MMA session, which his minders let him school them at, and thought he was tuff af

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    Tom cruise would win easily he's a dad so he's got a dad dick whereas Bieber is rocking half a clit boner at best.

    Facts are facts embers come at me when you got something other than lizard logic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Tom Cruise is crazy. Never get in a fight with crazy

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    Paul Fraud IS A RINGLESS CUNT AND FLOG

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    Was at Rufus tonight.

    Met a guy in a similar circle to flight23 had mutuals. Got a taste of the life. Was invited to VIP Melblurje trips :Banderas;
    TTP

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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Was at Rufus tonight.

    Met a guy in a similar circle to flight23 had mutuals. Got a taste of the life. Was invited to VIP Melblurje trips :Banderas;
    in

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    Im the hero football needs and deserves you will find

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    fuck i cant wait till dinner hope we get take away
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    ended up getting kfc

    wowowowowow

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    Got invited to a bachelors party/holiday in Kuta. Its in 2 weeks time

    I think im a "no one else wanted to come, do you" selection at this stage. In saying that im looking for any excuse to get the fuck out of Perth at that time (missus working from Sydney for 1 atm so life is sucking ass)

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    Going through the process of renting my house (well father in laws house passed down to us) as we are moving to a smaller house + want the money that downgrading will provide. I almost want to make this a challenge for you guys. Find it on the real estate websites

    The people coming through to view though are deadset hilarious. We literally had a house viewing for a Executive Assistant for said person, his personal cleaner/carer of some sort, his plastic surgery filled mother (she looks like a balloon) and his trophy wife who explained to me she only ever wears pink. Literally owns nothing that isnt pink which was inspired by the Legally Blonde movies

    Its fucking weird to open a door and you ever see a tanned chick in a business suit, a balloon, some asian chick dresseed in bright ass pink and then this normal chick who has a "sorry for the 3 people next to me" look on her face

    EDIT : Its also pretty nuts how many people want our furniture. For me its a big no no morally so to speak. Its not my shit and I dont want them to break it but fucking hell, how do you not own a TV for yourself in this day and age? Was also funny to see some dude on his phone for a crazy amount of time and can see the Ubereats app opening on his phone. "Uhh are you okay?". "Well if im going to live here, I want to see what food options I have".
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    Just saw the term cusband use (like work husband, but cousin husband). Cringe. Put down the Game of Thrones m8s

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    tbh the UberEats thing is a great call.

    Losing about 25% of our options when we move to our new joint.
    We demand an investigation into the replacement of referee Rafshan Irmatov and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the grassland that was not suitable for the Syrian team, while Australian players seem to be wearing shoes that cling to the long grass, so we saw Syrian players fall during the game, while Australia's players are steady.

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    Random Thoughts Part VI: Return of the Rolling Zone

    Fkn lol at Folau going for crowd funding his legal fees Although the church is pretty rich, and Im sure theres plenty of clints who want to see gays burn

    Perhaps Sanitarium/Weetbix could sponsor him

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    Any chance twiggy backs him to take down the aru and set up his own comp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Also just saw a guy wearing a tie that stopped at about his sternum. Not sure if he was wearing it like that ironically or not....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    Any chance twiggy backs him to take down the aru and set up his own comp?

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    It will happen by natural selection anyway.

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    A relative of mine came up to me the other day and began a legit conversation that ended with the question

    "so Can I pretend this baby is mine and that way I can take the 18 weeks paid paternity leave"

    Ive never had so much a face in my life. Guy is definetly the drop kick of the family (yay it isnt me)

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    Sounds like you

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