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    I got king hit at a party when I was fucking throttled. Had just copped a bj behind a van and wandered back in, grabbed a beer and was talking to a mate then boom. Bloody as fuck, literally pissing blood from my nose. Sloots screaming etc. as these dudes roll through the party trying to fight everyone.

    Still to this day am beside myself that something as cool as copping a bj behind a van AND getting king hit at a party both happened to me in the same fucking night.

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    I got king hit at a party when I was fucking throttled. Had just copped a bj behind a van and wandered back in, grabbed a beer and was talking to a mate then boom. Bloody as fuck, literally pissing blood from my nose. Sloots screaming etc. as these dudes roll through the party trying to fight everyone.

    Still to this day am beside myself that something as cool as copping a bj behind a van AND getting king hit at a party both happened to me in the same fucking night.

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    Hahahahaha had the exact same situation when I was a teenager


    Got a headjob from some Maori chick.... was off my tits then going back to her friends place with some other guys all of a sudden I’m on the ground... assumed I’d just fallen over then my ear was throbbing look over and my mate is punching on with some guy


    Next morning said to my mate... what did I say that got me whacked?? He goes nah nothing you got whacked coz you were standing next to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    ...with other campers?
    Yeah an argument broke out with another group... then all of a sudden it was on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter_pimp View Post
    Yeah an argument broke out with another group... then all of a sudden it was on
    Probably gave his s'mores sandwich a 4/10 then got rekt
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    Lizard people need to put in some more effort really

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Our friends got rolled in Slovenia the other night. 3 vs 10. Got thrashed One was just king hit from behind so essentially 2 vs 10.
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    Some quality talent at this wedding

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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Our friends got rolled in Slovenia the other night. 3 vs 10. Got thrashed One was just king hit from behind so essentially 2 vs 10.
    Interesting. Slovenia seemed like the friendliest country possibly to me.

    Where abouts in Slovenian were they?

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    Interesting. Slovenia seemed like the friendliest country possibly to me.

    Where abouts in Slovenian were they?

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    ljubljana from the snaps. They are very antagonistic people. Doesnt surprise me tbh
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    Lol confirmed Ljubljana is the chillest city ever. Its literally just all uni cunts and stoners.

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    Lol confirmed Ljubljana is the chillest city ever. Its literally just all uni cunts and stoners.

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    My mates will bring the fight out in anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter_pimp View Post
    Got a mates wedding on Tomorrow

    They’ve arranged food trucks to supply the food like it’s a food truck festival.... something different from the usual wedding crap
    The food trucks were cancelled at the last minute 😡😡😡

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    So what did you guys eat?


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    sound like a pure Fyre wedding


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    Had to return the favour on the Maori behind a van to get everyone bottled water?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    So what did you guys eat?


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    The bride used her foodie blog contacts to organise some lamb burgers.... which weren’t great.... plus roughly 10 shoe string fries... which were really nice but ridiculously little of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by LC View Post
    Had to return the favour on the Maori behind a van to get everyone bottled water?
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    You're being a massive Clint

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    That's so much neater than my dads place, he's kind of had to downsize sheds the last couple of moves but hasn't downsized his stuff at all, now has like 6 small sheds at his place all way more packed than that and most overflowing with shit outside. Kind of guy with 6 ride on lawn mowers and only one works because he just takes the parts he needs from each one from the others but even when it's basically an empty shell it doesn't get thrown out.

    Does have some seriously cool shit though, couple of awesome old cars including an old Holden EK (needs a ridiculous amount of work) and an old school Chrysler which I think is the Newport (thing is a tank) which needs slightly less but still a lot of work. Couple of old Valiants as well that also need significant work.

    He's always had plenty of land so basically whenever someone says they're throwing something out he just claims it instead but has never really had the time to fix any of it and now that he has the time he doesn't really have the money to fix the things he'd like to. I imagine the Holden would cost 30k to fix which at a quick glance is about all it's worth.
    How many shineboxes does he own?

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    The guy I work with had to take the bus with kids to a soccer game against another school today

    The ref said to him he's never seen kids so badly behaved

    The game got called off early after four kids got sent off

    Classic Roxy

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    Where do people sit on the whole Michael Jackson thing? I think using 2 people who failed multiple times to sue people for money about this probably shouldn't get a documentary made about them. Especially when the details they are spreading are from a book written 20 years ago from a guy who admitted he lied about it
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    Can't know 100% but I'm generally on the side of I think he was weird but not a paedo. As you mentioned, the 2 families who raised complaints both had red flags as far as trying to cash grab and given how many kids played/stayed at Neverland, I would've expected there to be more kids coming forward under the circumstance.

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    Yeah I'd lean towards him just being an epic level weirdo who was essentially so mentally fucked up that he genuinely thought he was just another kid and that anything inappropriate would stem from that, like play wrestling and that type of shit.

    He actually seems so non-sexual to the point where it wouldn't shock me if he'd never even had an erection.

    Could also be a total pedo though, either way he was weird as fuck.

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    Leaning towards the his being fucked in the head and not really getting the boundaries of appropriate behaviour, but also too rich and famous for anyone to question the whole him being left alone with kids thing, theory.

    Not ruling out that he did anything dodgy but this current documentary sounds well sus.
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    I dunno if it's come to any of the other states yet but we've got Lime e-scooters in Adelaide at the moment as a trial during fringe.

    Was pretty skeptical at first, but they're an absolute blast getting around town. Maxes out at 15kmh, but they get from 0 to top speed in an instant.
    We demand an investigation into the replacement of referee Rafshan Irmatov and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the grassland that was not suitable for the Syrian team, while Australian players seem to be wearing shoes that cling to the long grass, so we saw Syrian players fall during the game, while Australia's players are steady.

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    Was riding one fuck eyed in Brissy after a night out back to my mates place the other weekend


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