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    We demand an investigation into the replacement of referee Rafshan Irmatov and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the grassland that was not suitable for the Syrian team, while Australian players seem to be wearing shoes that cling to the long grass, so we saw Syrian players fall during the game, while Australia's players are steady.

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    My sisters dog has cancer and only has 3 months to live. I had to look after her 12 months while she worked in Sydney so it's kind of like my dog too

    2019 can go fuck itself
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    Just met up with Orazio Fantasia at his place to look at his backyard


    Really nice bloke

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    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    Did you elongate the Orazio when addressing him? Hello Oraaaaazioooooo Fantasia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Did you elongate the Orazio when addressing him? Hello Oraaaaazioooooo Fantasia.
    Surely the guy punches every person who does this right in the throat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
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    Stop being sarcastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Did you elongate the Orazio when addressing him? Hello Oraaaaazioooooo Fantasia.
    Actually I acted like I had no idea who he was

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    Id have gone on about how a loser like him managed to get such a banging hot wife, then be like "yeah, I like to go to the park a lot and go to the playground, I love swinging" then await his reaction
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    TV is fucked and can't find my receipt or the transaction on my statement. Not even 2 years old.

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    Just contact manufacturer. 100% still covered
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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Just contact manufacturer. 100% still covered
    I don't know how I can prove it though atm without finding the receipt or transaction on my statement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Histrionics View Post
    I don't know how I can prove it though atm without finding the receipt or transaction on my statement
    Try contacting with serial and see if they have it registered sale date
    TTP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Histrionics View Post
    I don't know how I can prove it though atm without finding the receipt or transaction on my statement
    Where did you buy it? Most of the major electronics stores should be able to look that stuff up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Try contacting with serial and see if they have it registered sale date
    Thanks heaps mate

    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Where did you buy it? Most of the major electronics stores should be able to look that stuff up.
    JB. I called them and they said they need some info to look it up. I don't remember exact price or date.

    Weird how I cant find it on my statements online, I will go into a CBA today see if they can do more too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Histrionics View Post
    Thanks heaps mate



    JB. I called them and they said they need some info to look it up. I don't remember exact price or date.

    Weird how I cant find it on my statements online, I will go into a CBA today see if they can do more too.
    A wise man once said. Receipts are for people who dont own sledgehammers

    Just go in store with a sledgehammer and stand in the TV section and scream "Im looking for a refund".

    Problem solved

    EDIT : Unless you are at the Apple Store. Tear through the store with a sledgehammer and sblack be like. "You just ruined 42 dollars of merchandise"
    Last edited by Embers; 23rd January 2019 at 01:26 PM.
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    Decided to leave the house and go out for breakfast today. On the table on my right is Todd Johnston, on the table on my left is Glen Jakovich

    I greatly regret leaving my house

    What are the fucking odds. What the fuck is wrong with this year? Busted leg, dog dieing, father in law dieing and now this. For about 30 minutes I was a the piece of meat in a Failure sandwich. FML
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    Signing a contract for a block of land today at Chianti estate (Yenny will know where that is).

    297m and 10m frontage. Its literally 1/10th the size of the place im at now. Going to be a weird ass culture shock when we move in. My fucking bed is probably bigger then 297m
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Signing a contract for a block of land today at Chianti estate (Yenny will know where that is).

    297m and 10m frontage. Its literally 1/10th the size of the place im at now. Going to be a weird ass culture shock when we move in. My fucking bed is probably bigger then 297m
    Hopefully yours moves quicker than ours has been.

    Literally been waiting for nearly 3 months for the final footings reports, was supposed to be 4-6 weeks, but because of christmas apparantly no one went back to work until the 21st

    Also small victory with the council. Been in a 3 month argument with them trying to get our house number changed from 8A to 9. The block of land is still technically Lot 1 and has been vacant since 1994, owners only just decided to subdivide it and sell (don't know how the council let them not build on it for so long because there was really strict encumberences on the land when the suburb was developed/created in 1994). Anyway, first the council said no and gave us 0 reason as to why, but after me essentially saying 'stop being a pack of cunts' they're going to change it to 9. Absolute no brainer because it's a cul-de-sac and all the other properties are already numbered on the street.
    We demand an investigation into the replacement of referee Rafshan Irmatov and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the grassland that was not suitable for the Syrian team, while Australian players seem to be wearing shoes that cling to the long grass, so we saw Syrian players fall during the game, while Australia's players are steady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fools Gold View Post
    Hopefully yours moves quicker than ours has been.

    Literally been waiting for nearly 3 months for the final footings reports, was supposed to be 4-6 weeks, but because of christmas apparantly no one went back to work until the 21st

    Also small victory with the council. Been in a 3 month argument with them trying to get our house number changed from 8A to 9. The block of land is still technically Lot 1 and has been vacant since 1994, owners only just decided to subdivide it and sell (don't know how the council let them not build on it for so long because there was really strict encumberences on the land when the suburb was developed/created in 1994). Anyway, first the council said no and gave us 0 reason as to why, but after me essentially saying 'stop being a pack of cunts' they're going to change it to 9. Absolute no brainer because it's a cul-de-sac and all the other properties are already numbered on the street.
    The house is gonna get built in 2-3 months of title being received which is hopefully February. Builders here sitting around holding their dicks so not much work was needed to get their hand off them and onto building a house. Its a big part of the reason the block is so small. Because we need it built and moved into before baby arrives
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    Confirmed ACL tear. Good news is it's flight23 dick in size so it's small enough to avoid the need for surgery or anything but physio. If knee instability gets worse I can have surgery at a later date if I feel like

    You motherfuckers think I milked my back injury. This gonna get so much life, Brownes will tap into it and release the new Salty Caramel Embers flavour
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    Although if it's flight in size then technically it isn't visible, which means it isn't torn :

    I need to go lie down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Signing a contract for a block of land today at Chianti estate (Yenny will know where that is).

    297m and 10m frontage. Its literally 1/10th the size of the place im at now. Going to be a weird ass culture shock when we move in. My fucking bed is probably bigger then 297m
    I'd shoot myself in the dick before buying in there dude. Massively over priced. Also has no soul.

    My brother lives in pearsall and that's just as bad imo.

    Also don't they pronounce it like chee anti rather than like kee anti? Fuck that

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
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