Random Thoughts Part VI: Return of the Rolling Zone

[yeah_nah]

lol’d at yeah_nah liking my post.

Someone’s got to mod this place.

That is true, if everybody was like me we would just have 1 thread that is impossible to follow

and ye, liked it cos im a fkn cheeky khunt

[Narkee]

[Embers]

Have to have back surgery tomorrow to release pressure on the nerve

[yeah_nah]

Take it to either the back pain thread or shitting pants thread m8

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[Triptanes]

All beach carparks, and carparks at big shops like Bunnings/Ikea/etc should have carpark webcams, so you know if you are going to get absolutely dicked trying to find a park, before you leave home. They all (/most) have security cameras anyway, just put it on the net

[yeah_nah]

Any Perth brah catch a glimpse of sloot rock today? Busier than I've ever seen it imo

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[showdownhero]

Any Perth brah catch a glimpse of sloot rock today? Busier than I've ever seen it imo

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[Red Neville]

Imagine if flight23 lived near Sloot Rock

[showdownhero]

@perth brahs

what's the beach that sloot rock is on? Could be interesting to find some insta sloot material

EDIT-from check ins and stories checked into that particular beach

[yeah_nah]

Mettams pool or around there.

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[Histrionics]

Back to work tomorrow

[Triptanes]

Back to work tomorrow

m8y don't let melaniej see you sooking about this. she's worked right through Christmas, broken her back 5 times and shat herself

[Embers]

m8y don't let melaniej see you sooking about this. she's worked right through Christmas, broken her back 5 times and shat herself

Huh, I broke my back in 5 places. Surgery on Monday went good as well fucknut

[Scooter_pimp]

Ordered a new motorbike trailer today


Cost less than half of what I paid for my wife’s handbag for Xmas

[showdownhero]

Ordered a new motorbike trailer today


Cost less than half of what I paid for my wife’s handbag for Xmas

Gucci?

[Scooter_pimp]

Gucci?

Burberry

[Gamblor]

Gucci?

I believe you meant

[Scooter_pimp]

I'm trying to negotiate a deal with my wife

Every time she wants things or money from me.... has to earn it by giving headjobs... I'm not just handing over cash in the future... I want a return on investment

So first we need to establish a price for each headjob and work out how many headjobs she has to give in order to trade with me

Apparently $20 is too low.... that’s the going rate in Thailand.... so she thinks she’s worth more than a Thai hooker which I suppose is fair

But I don't think she's worth over $50


And naturally I’m low balling the offer to get her to crack the shits with me

[yeah_nah]

Sounds like prostitution with extra steps

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[Scooter_pimp]

Sounds like prostitution with extra steps

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I’ve never known a prostitute that does your washing afterwards

[Joe Davola]

Ovaltine > Milo

[showdownhero]

Ovaltine > Milo

[yeah_nah]

I’ve never known a prostitute that does your washing afterwards

Pretty sure they'd do anything for money brah they literally suck dick for a living

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[Scooter_pimp]

Pretty sure they'd do anything for money brah they literally suck dick for a living

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Touché

[yeah_nah]

Just ate kfc wowowowow

But seriously think I'm dying now.

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