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    Found it, the whole thing is great actually


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    https://www.ntnews.com.au/business/w...522716c3f66999

    A New Zealand woman who launched proceedings against her Australian employer after she was called a “Kiwi” has said the experience has ruined her life
    If there is a lower form of human life than New Zealanders I don’t want to know about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    So there’s this milf named Emma at my footy club... hot as about 40... absolutely bat shit fuckin insane


    She’s the female footy coordinator for the club... I went to training tonight and was in the hungry jacks drive thru when she rang me in hysterics


    She’s on the footy club advertising board with the president and some young girls at the local leisure centre


    The board had been graffitied saying Emma loves cock in the ass dicks all around her face pointing at her

    She’s fuckin lost it

    Asked me to meet her there with a spray can to Black it all out and cover her face

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    Don't you usually use white?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter_pimp View Post
    So there’s this milf named Emma at my footy club... hot as about 40... absolutely bat shit fuckin insane


    She’s the female footy coordinator for the club... I went to training tonight and was in the hungry jacks drive thru when she rang me in hysterics


    She’s on the footy club advertising board with the president and some young girls at the local leisure centre


    The board had been graffitied saying Emma loves cock in the ass dicks all around her face pointing at her

    She’s fuckin lost it

    Asked me to meet her there with a spray can to Black it all out and cover her face
    No way will she regret this
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Neville View Post
    No way will she regret this
    I was with a mate from footy at the time all this happened

    I said to him if he went to her house to be a shoulder to cry on.... he could probably bang her

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    So... sitrep on the Emma situation?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    So... sitrep on the Emma situation?
    The club had a meeting about the situation which I didn’t go to

    She still hasn’t put out to myself or any of my mates so still not sure if she actually does love cock in the ass

    She’s still a lunatic


    The board has been taken down

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    Any melb brahs out tonight? @histronics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forbes View Post
    Any melb brahs out tonight? @histronics
    Im at home tonight, you out tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thisisdaryl View Post
    Im at home tonight, you out tomorrow?

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    Not sure brother, most likely not. If I do im keen tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    Anthony jessilnik is my favourite lately

    Bumping mics is a ripper of a show by the way


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    Bumping mics, fucking incredible. Cant believe how quick on their feet both guys are. So fucking impressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forbes View Post
    Any melb brahs out tonight? @histronics
    I was actually. Work xmas party.

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    Love the rain crew checking in. Bring it on.
    "We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored."

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    This wind can get fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbloke V3 View Post
    This wind can get fucked
    I'm so fucking over it. Been the worst year I can remember. I hate wind so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkee View Post
    I'm so fucking over it. Been the worst year I can remember. I hate wind so much.
    This. Forgot how fucking shit it was tbh. Can't even go to the beach when it's 30 degrees cos it's windy af unless you go at 6am. Ffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Flying into Perth tomorrow, looking forward to the gentle caress of the Fremantle Doctor
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkee View Post
    I'm so fucking over it. Been the worst year I can remember. I hate wind so much.
    Isn’t Perth one of the windiest cities in the world?

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    You're being a massive Clint

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    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    Isn’t Perth one of the windiest cities in the world?

    Remember hearing we are the 2nd windiest in the world. But probably needs a fact check

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    I'd expect Chicago or Wellington are the competition here, both are commonly known as the Windy City. Have it on good authority that Wellington fits the bill.

    Dublin would've given any of yiz a run for your money on Saturday but that was unusual tbh
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    Fucking hell. Yet again Perth underrated. Oi cha City yo shit named after a phaggot doctor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Chi town is Windy City due to lying politicians. Not wind

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    Makes sense. Isn't Obama from the chi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Lmao getting some petrol cos mondays be cheap and the lines huge but woteva just sitting here, line next to me this bogan fuck opens up his boot and legit has 6 jerry cans minimum. Dude behind them looks so salty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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