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    Yeah I'm on the leave refs alone kind of thing in casual sports.

    My best man is shocking at questioning the refs - and it just does not help. The refs then go harder for you the rest of the game so it makes it so much worse. He's generally hated by the other teams in whatever sport it is as well because he just cares too much. This even includes Div 4 mixed netball.

    Also have a chick who won one of the earlier seasons of Next Top Model in our team. She has the foulest mouth and screams so loud she actually puts our own team off when shooting.

    Add those two together and we aren't the most popular team.

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    Usually I don’t say much

    But I got tech’d when I wasn’t talking to the ref

    Then the ref started Bronx cheering one of our guys and clapping him

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    Also I've never really watched Next Top Model, but if she was good enough to win the thing, it says a lot about the quality.

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    Is she the one with that giant forehead that Embers spent weeks roasting on TIA back in the day.

    Along with the Jetstar kettle head girl if I remember correctly?

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    The can be the judge of that trigg
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Had to go break up a domestic last night. Got smacked in the face. I hit him with a golf club. Pretty intense shit. Fair play to the police. They got there in legit 2 or 3 minutes after I rang.

    Guys an American whose now probably going to get deported.
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    Is she the one with that giant forehead that Embers spent weeks roasting on TIA back in the day.

    Along with the Jetstar kettle head girl if I remember correctly?
    You son of a bitch. I had erases kettle head from my memory a year ago now. Now its flooding back now in all its hateful glory

    It wasnt a forehead also. The state government were commissioning a new airport runway on her head
    Last edited by Embers; 29th November 2018 at 10:29 AM.
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Had to go break up a domestic last night. Got smacked in the face. I hit him with a golf club. Pretty intense shit. Fair play to the police. They got there in legit 2 or 3 minutes after I rang.

    Guys an American whose now probably going to get deported.
    who were these people to you??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    You son of a bitch. I had erases kettle head from my memory a year ago now. Now its flooding back now in all its hateful glory

    It wasnt a forehead also. The state government were commissioning a new airport runway on her head
    You're welcome.

    But if you can recall the date it was erased from your memory did you really forget about her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    who were these people to you??
    Neighbours across the road from us. Thing is their is a 3 and 4 year old kid there so you kind of need to step in for their sakes
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    You hit some cunt with a golf club?
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    Anyone else a fan of Isaac Butterfield? If you get a chance, have a look at his youtube videos, he won't be for everyone. I find him to be a funny hilarious clint.

    I'm still laughing on his feminist thoughts.
    Last edited by DALBS; 29th November 2018 at 02:01 PM.
    "We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored."

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    WCE Toast WCE
    Why’d you need a golf club when you are capable of hip and shouldering Black Caviar, at full tilt, into oblivion?

    Also enjoi ur assault charge

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    If you need a spare 20k Embers for your lawyer fees, hit me up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Did I become this awesome or was it something I was born with?

    Im not sure myself. I think it is one of those things where I was born with a crop of awesome and then I have kind of watered the gardens, tended to the farm and created this farmable mass of fantastic brilliance. I have so much to give and share out but just not enough hours in the day to give it all out.

    Its hard sometimes

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    Could this be Embers day in court?


    To see him live in action would be

    Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

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    Representing himself

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Your honour I broke my back in 600 pieces, being hit by a golf club is nothing in comparison.
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    Guys start scanning those court cases looking for an American assaulted by some unhinged clint with a golf club. I say we hit the pub beforehand and then go to court, will be better than the atmosphere at the MCG for sure.

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    Where you all born retarded or did your mothers all take you to a group combined "drop your son on his head" convention or what

    He punched me so i hit him with a golf club.
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rumblah View Post
    If you need a spare 20k Embers for your lawyer fees, hit me up.


    He was bashing his wife up. I'm pretty sure I'm in my right to whack the flog with a golf club
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    booking my flights to perth
    #NBCSiberia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ball So Hard View Post
    booking my flights to perth
    If you want a golf club flogging I can come to you bro
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    who's gonna fess up to this fagbotty alias?



    guessing Dogbloke V3
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    You're being a massive Clint

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    Behaving like a lil bitch

    Nah, gotta be Anchorman
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    lmao ok Mr "Snaps Every Vertebrae In His Spine Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning"
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    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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