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    Quote Originally Posted by trigg View Post
    Funnily enough the girl using butter as lube and fisting herself in the nightclub didn't seem to get much news.
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    We demand an investigation into the replacement of referee Rafshan Irmatov and his departure at a difficult time in such an important match. We ask for an examination of the grassland that was not suitable for the Syrian team, while Australian players seem to be wearing shoes that cling to the long grass, so we saw Syrian players fall during the game, while Australia's players are steady.

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    I actually wasn't there that night - but a mate sent a video, she was an act btw - not just some random. On one of the other nights, there was a chick painting with her vagina. Nothing quite as weird as the night I went though - or if it was I didn't find that room.

    Now I think of it though, last year this chick performed.

    https://thewest.com.au/entertainment...-ng-b88360203z

    She performed in a church and had a lit sparkler in her at one point.

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    Vag painter:



    Fister - Screen from a video, think at this point she was putting the melted butter into her arse using a funnel.


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    Art has really come a long way since Michelangelo painted the Sistene Chapel.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    With his cock.
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    "think at this point she was putting the melted butter into her arse using a funnel"

    Holy fuck that is an amazing sentence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Neville View Post
    With his cock.
    You don't want to know what Da Vinci was doing when he painted Mona Lisa. Why do you think she's got that weird half grin?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamblor View Post
    You're being a massive Clint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    You don't want to know what Da Vinci was doing when he painted Mona Lisa. Why do you think she's got that weird half grin?
    They were all at it the dirty Renaissance bastards.

    While Titian was mixing rose madder
    His model reclined on a ladder
    The position
    to Titian
    suggested coition
    So he climbed up the ladder... and had 'er.
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Was down in Hobart last year during Dark Mofo. But was there for a wedding so didn't get to do much fun stuff. I was around in Hobart during summer for mofo that year and managed to get into the FauxMo party. That was pretty off it's tits

    I can't wait until Scooter_pimp is invited to do a performance act at dark mofo

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    Was down in Hobart last year during Dark Mofo. But was there for a wedding so didn't get to do much fun stuff. I was around in Hobart during summer for mofo that year and managed to get into the FauxMo party. That was pretty off it's tits

    I can't wait until Scooter_pimp is invited to do a performance act at dark mofo
    im not really into fisting my own ass though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter_pimp View Post
    im not really into fisting my own ass though
    Butter is provided
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Neville View Post
    Butter is provided
    And KFC too
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    And KFC too
    wowowowowowowowow
    Souvent pour s'amuser les hommes d'equipage
    And it's like talking to a stranger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter_pimp View Post
    im not really into fisting my own ass though
    This surprised me at first but then I thought about it a bit more.

    Going to a orgy to fist your own ass kind of would defeat the purpose of going to a orgy though. Like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad.
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Neville View Post
    Butter is provided
    Well in that case I might have to reconsider

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    This surprised me at first but then I thought about it a bit more.

    Going to a orgy to fist your own ass kind of would defeat the purpose of going to a orgy though. Like going to McDonalds and ordering a salad.
    What if you just want an audience?
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Sex is not a virtuous act unless it is for procreation.

    Consensual sex is an act of mutual exploitation. There is nothing positive to be gained from ejaculation, orgasm and physical sexual interaction. It only causes physiological deterioration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anchorman View Post
    What if you just want an audience?
    Do what Jack Crisp did and make some coin?
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    I dropped my credit card somewhere in the street. EE please retrieve

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    Dark MOFO seems like a place I need to go. But are there any ties to Satanism? Cause I'm highly religious and draw the line there.
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    Eagles will win by 1 point...
    Worst Coast scenario...

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    All in on uber pool btw. Should've done it earlier
    TTP

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    Holy shit, guy at work is bemoaning Tinder and how nothing but uggos are liking him back. I told him his standards were too high etc. So he shows me and well yeh they ugly. So told him to not just like them in the first place etc. He looks a bit confused as do I. I discuss that he really should be meeting his Tinder dates on lunch breaks and we go through the list

    The idiot has been swiping the wrong direction this whole time . Was like 'dude can't you see the red dislike bar going across the God looking girls face". Never noticed. Surprising cos he is a fairly intelligent kid
    I JUST DELETED YOUR ASS!!!

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    Why did Bunnings add the " that's our policy" to their slogan? Was it to cover their ass legally or something?

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    Mate of mine just had a knee reco late last week


    Said his post op pain has been the worst pain he’s ever been through... gave it a 20/10

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