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    It was actually weird. Like why do you want a male G-String for?
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    Whose organising a hotel stay on Valentines day in Brisbane?

    Strongly suggest not bothering. Just spend the money on a kick ass dinner and boink her in your own bed instead
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    Its such a generic thing to do on Valentines Day and girls actually hate it.

    I mean you may as well be more subtle in future and buy her metal underwear and a magnet for your penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    It was actually weird. Like why do you want a male G-String for?
    Can confirm, Male G strings are very uncomfortable. It may pay to tidy up your pubic hair a little too as their is not much left to the imagination, depending on your crowd of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DALBS View Post
    Can confirm, Male G strings are very uncomfortable. It may pay to tidy up your pubic hair a little too as their is not much left to the imagination, depending on your crowd of course.
    It was Jihad though

    I reckon their is Atlantic Salmon with more hair on their body then he would have.

    Infact I think manscaping brochures come in the Western Bulldogs membership package nowadays
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    How does DALBS even pack it into a G? Forget side boob, there must be some not so subtle sidecock happening there

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    Wait what. I didn't buy g bangers, they were like boxer briefs.

    And I wish I wasn't fuckin hairy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes View Post
    How does DALBS even pack it into a G? Forget side boob, there must be some not so subtle sidecock happening there
    This is very true

    A bit like packing a crocodile into a empty turtle shell I'd imagine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    Wait what. I didn't buy g bangers, they were like boxer briefs.

    And I wish I wasn't fuckin hairy
    Cmon man, I saw the pictures. I've seen dental floss with more textile strength then those things
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    I'll show ya pictures in a second ya wet quilt

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    And fuck I shouldn't have to explain myself but yes those are toy soldiers. They're perfect for work so fuck you all
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    What in the blue hell are those? Fuck me its worse then I first thought.

    You went onto a internet website to purchase a see through jockstrap with children action figures on it?

    What frame of mind are you in at the moment. You okay?
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    I should be asking you if you're okay if you're still going on about jockstraps after I've shown proof of my big dick energy

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    A fair point

    Its pretty ballsy to be strutting around with a see through jockstrap. That takes confidence
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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Honestly dont think you know what a jockstrap is
    Honestly think thats a good thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    A fair point

    Its pretty ballsy to be strutting around with a see through jockstrap. That takes confidence
    I'm comfy with it if you are x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jihad View Post
    I'm comfy with it if you are x
    I like the arrogance. I just dont like the mental image

    Like im happy to know its happening ie. DALBs in a G-Banger but I dont necessarily want him to send me it on the front of a postcard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    I like the arrogance. I just dont like the mental image

    Like im happy to know its happening ie. DALBs in a G-Banger but I dont necessarily want him to send me it on the front of a postcard.
    The better half hated it too, I wasn't allowed to wear it in front of her. Made me throw it out straight away. I was kind of glad to be honest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DALBS View Post
    The better half hated it too, I wasn't allowed to wear it in front of her. Made me throw it out straight away. I was kind of glad to be honest.
    Edible G-string perhaps going forward?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    Edible G-string perhaps going forward?
    Highly doubtful, a right turnoff it seems.
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