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    What tl;dr of a good movie makes it sound like a bad one?

    Pinching one from Reddit here, but thought it was good.

    For those who don't know, 'tl;dr' stands for 'too long, didn't read'.

    Here we go...

    1. tl;dr Kid goes to school for special children, nails his best friend's sister.

    Highlight to reveal --->Harry Potter

    2. tl;dr Orphaned child discovers religion. Uses it as a reason to launch an attack on the government, and destroys a military base full of innocent government workers.

    Highlight to reveal --->Star Wars

    3. tl;dr Unexpected pregnancy leads to complications.

    Highlight to reveal ---> Aliens

    4. tl:dr Teenage girl realises she needs to dress like a slut to get her man.

    Highligh to reveal ---> Grease
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    Embers is on same level as flight. Just in a different building truth be told for mine.

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    HIGHLIGHT TO REVEAL DOESN'T WORK ON TAPA FFS THE GAME IS RUINED
    In remembrance...

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    fuck i cant wait till dinner hope we get take away
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    ended up getting kfc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terrell Suggs after winning the Superbowl
    “We beat the future in Andrew Luck, we beat the past in Peyton Manning, we beat the present in Tom Brady and then we beat the best show in offense in the 49ers and Colin Kaepernick. The toughest road in these playoffs, we did it, and we did it together.”
    Quote Originally Posted by flight23 View Post
    BANG!!!! Embers you Mong. Stick some Kelsey grammar up yourself you retarded cunt

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    tl;dr A college student goes to a national park without telling his parents

    tl:dr Archeologist discovers an ancient artefact

    tl;dr Crippled man reads posters in a detectives office to pass the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    tl;dr Crippled man reads posters in a detectives office to pass the time
    The usual suspects?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raffi View Post
    The usual suspects?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post

    tl:dr Archeologist discovers an ancient artefact
    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indie View Post
    Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?
    any Indiana Jones movie really

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    tl;dr: terrorists destroy government property, murder thousands

    Edit: in OP already
    Last edited by rossi; 28th October 2014 at 02:23 PM.

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    tl;dr: man sexually assaults a sleeping woman while her friends watch on

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossi View Post
    tl;dr: man sexually assaults a sleeping woman while her friends watch on
    snow white and the seven dwarfs

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    tl:dr Young chef and his friend disregard all safety regulations to make restaurant successful

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    snow white and the seven dwarfs
    Das it

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    tl:dr Young chef and his friend disregard all safety regulations to make restaurant successful
    Ratatouille.

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    tl:dr Poor baseball team doesn't win World Series again.

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    GOAT thread

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    tl:dr next in line for the throne kills his own uncle to become king

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbloke V3 View Post
    tl:dr next in line for the throne kills his own uncle to become king
    Hamlet

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    I'm sorry did you want me to say the Lion King? because the answer is still Hamlet

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    tl;dr Father's wife and children are eaten by a serial killer. Disabled son causes him more trouble.

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    Finding Nemo

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    1. tl;dr Child skips school. Doesn't get caught.

    2. tl;dr Billionaire beats up clown in spare time.
    Last edited by Indie; 28th October 2014 at 04:08 PM.

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    tl;dr its all a dream, or it isnt. Who gives a fuck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    tl;dr its all a dream, or it isnt. Who gives a fuck.
    Inception

    But it's not a dream.

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