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    Ohh ok lol rossi's Avatar
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    tl;dr illegitimate child's mother is incarcerated so he turns to alcoholism. Racist stereotypes help him get his life back on track.

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    tl;dr Tom Cruise runs non-stop
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    Eboue you are a beautiful, hard working man and inside 50s are an irrelevant stat x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboue View Post
    tl;dr Tom Cruise runs non-stop
    that sounds like an awesome movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeah_nah View Post
    tl;dr woman applies for job, gets screwed
    It was backstage casting couch you mutts


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    tl;dr 17 year old girl plans to follow U2 on European tour against dad's wishes, gets kidnapped by Albanians to be sex slave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Still Waiteing View Post
    tl;dr 17 year old girl plans to follow U2 on European tour against dad's wishes, gets kidnapped by Albanians to be sex slave
    Frozen

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    Im the hero football needs and deserves you will find

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    Carlton Blues Arsenal Crystal Palace

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    4 friends go on a walk to see a dead body

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    And darling, darling, Stand by Me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Still Waiteing View Post
    tl;dr 17 year old girl plans to follow U2 on European tour against dad's wishes, gets kidnapped by Albanians to be sex slave
    Taken?

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    tl:dr - Guy gets his dick wet, still a virgin

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    tl;dr there's a plane with snakes on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    tl:dr - Guy gets his dick wet, still a virgin
    american pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embers View Post
    tl:dr - Guy gets his dick wet, still a virgin
    Free Willy
    Quote Originally Posted by origi
    Eboue you are a beautiful, hard working man and inside 50s are an irrelevant stat x

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    tl;dr - girl changes everything about herself is to please a man she only just met

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    a girl struggles to choose between bestiality and necrophilia

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    tl;dr - girl changes everything about herself is to please a man she only just met
    Shrek?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Bear View Post
    Shrek?
    right genre wrong film

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    a girl struggles to choose between bestiality and necrophilia
    twilight

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfgang View Post
    right genre wrong film
    Shrek 2
    In remembrance...

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    fuck i cant wait till dinner hope we get take away
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    ended up getting kfc

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    tl;dr - Man can't hold camera steady during apocalypse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Samedi View Post
    a girl struggles to choose between bestiality and necrophilia
    Flogging a Dead Horse

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarcaRulz View Post
    Fifty shades of Grey
    Finally read this book to see what the fuss was all about. So bad, struggled to get to the end. My first fiction book however. I can see why I only read non fiction now. I also know now why some women are fucked in the head. They over think so much.
    "We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored."

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    Try a decent fiction book brah, fifty shades is renowned for being a poorly written piece of shit.

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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