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    I don't begrudge anyone having to shit in a lane, or a bush as a one off if fucking desperate. It's better than pant shitting surely? But how some of these clints plan around it I have no idea

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    I fapped way too hard to this, she got some real distance on that first deposit

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
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    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    I fapped way too hard to this, she got some real distance on that first deposit

    Fuck me, so much in this...

    1. The powerstance she does it from.
    2. The genuine projectile on first spray.
    3. Leaving the backpack on.
    4. That she carries TP with her like she's been here before.
    5. The around the back wiping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Fuck me, so much in this...

    1. The powerstance she does it from.
    2. The genuine projectile on first spray.
    3. Leaving the backpack on.
    4. That she carries TP with her like she's been here before.
    5. The around the back wiping.
    you... ummm wipe through the front? Don't you get shit on your balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by showdownhero View Post
    you... ummm wipe through the front? Don't you get shit on your balls?
    Never been an issue, I'm more curious how you go around the back with a toilet in the way, do you stand up to wipe?

    I'd honestly never even considered that anyone would go around the back until I watched that video... interested to know if I'm the weird one here or what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Never been an issue, I'm more curious how you go around the back with a toilet in the way, do you stand up to wipe?

    I'd honestly never even considered that anyone would go around the back until I watched that video... interested to know if I'm the weird one here or what!
    stand up to wipe around the back crew checking in
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    Stand? Why not just lean to the side?

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    I'm gonna have to try this reverse wiping thing at least, gonna be awkward as fuck though.

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    Wiping ass the ball is just fucking weird

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    I then started saving extra money as a result of eating dumpster food.

    I knew when to hit the dumpster for optimum catch.
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    accualy scared of getting knocked out by yenny
    #broughtback

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    Im a leaner. Pressure on the cheek causes good separation allowing deep wipes
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    Quote Originally Posted by dylan123 View Post
    Stand? Why not just lean to the side?
    Legs go numb after sitting on the shitter for like a half hour in the morning due to being on my phone. Need to stand to get some sort of functionality in them again.

    Also harder inspect the shit tickets when leaning to determine whether you should wipe once more or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sblack View Post
    Im a leaner. Pressure on the cheek causes good separation allowing deep wipes
    I get the same effect by pulling my ass cheeks apart with my non wiping hand
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    also should all of this discussion be moved to the rz shit thread?

    mods pls confirm
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    The distance is amazing. I reckon that has the ability to be a sporting event
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    wogitalia I'm genuinely surprised on the ass to balls wiping method. Definitely leaning crew checking in here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fools Gold View Post
    wogitalia I'm genuinely surprised on the ass to balls wiping method. Definitely leaning crew checking in here
    Yeah apparently I'm the weird one...

    So when you guys use bum guns do you still go around the back and thus spray your shit towards yourself and wet the balls or do you adjust?

    Dunno, for me not having to stand or lean to wipe is a winning factor, just seems like a way for the shit to get smeared all around the asshole, plus it's easier to check the handiwork from the front.

    Just googled and their are all kinds of articles on this, apparently we're not the first society to discuss it...

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    Tragic news from Perth. I think that the murderer was probably influenced by meth. There should be tougher penalties for selling that stuff.
    Last edited by Eagle E; 10th September 2018 at 07:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle E View Post
    Tragic news from Perth. I think that the murderer was probably influenced by meth. Their should be tougher penalties for selling that stuff.
    Would hope it’s meth and not something worse like contraception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Yeah apparently I'm the weird one...

    So when you guys use bum guns do you still go around the back and thus spray your shit towards yourself and wet the balls or do you adjust?

    Dunno, for me not having to stand or lean to wipe is a winning factor, just seems like a way for the shit to get smeared all around the asshole, plus it's easier to check the handiwork from the front.

    Just googled and their are all kinds of articles on this, apparently we're not the first society to discuss it...
    We just don't have those here, so a non issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wogitalia View Post
    Yeah apparently I'm the weird one...

    So when you guys use bum guns do you still go around the back and thus spray your shit towards yourself and wet the balls or do you adjust?

    Dunno, for me not having to stand or lean to wipe is a winning factor, just seems like a way for the shit to get smeared all around the asshole, plus it's easier to check the handiwork from the front.

    Just googled and their are all kinds of articles on this, apparently we're not the first society to discuss it...
    If you have hairy ass it’s easier to clean your way.

    Used to be stand and wipe up but have tried the ol wipe towards balls (obvs don’t touch) and it’s more effective imo.

    You cunts should try it

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