Tennis Thread

[Gamblor]

Can imagine Duckworth visualising how he is going to win.

A congenital heart defect positive COVID test has struck down Duckworth's opponent moments before entering the arena.

[Red Neville]

Sounds pretty similar to how Tomic got through tbh

[Embers]

Duckworth to lose in 3 sets at 2.10

"Hi honey, ive sold the house and bet it all on Duckworth to lose in 3 sets"
"You fucking idiot, whats wrong with you? You should have bet all the money in the bank too"

[BobbyVanVeen]

Duckworth to lose in 3 sets at 2.10

"Hi honey, ive sold the house and bet it all on Duckworth to lose in 3 sets"
"You fucking idiot, whats wrong with you? You should have bet all the money in the bank too"

can't believe I missed that. What an interest rate.

[kerrigan]

I got on at 2.50

Thanks guru

[Embers]

I feel a little bit guilty myself. I robbed the bookies here. It was too easy

I might email them and see if they can take a refund.

[Embers]

Email sent

Hi

I put a bet on James Duckworth today to lose in 3 sets and I believe I may have taken advantage of your good nature and im feeling a little bit regretful of exploiting the situation for my own gain

As a gesture of goodwill, are you able to take 25% of the profit I made? It will make my soul feel better

Thanks

[flight23]

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[Embers]

If I was James Duckworth id accept the fact I have absolutely no tennis talent whatsoever and really go that edgy butthole route like Kyrgios has done but with more clothing apparrell and cheekiness too it

So a more rap persona version of Nick Kyrgios to get him some press but not like overly bad press. More like the cheeky smartass press. First thing id do is help him create his own clothing line called "Get Ducked". After every set one he would yell "You just got Ducked on" and then do like a gangsta pose. Sometime down the line he would release a rap song of the same name. Secondly id set him up with some completely random Aus female tennis player whose equally as untalented. Someone that wont overshadow him but someone who can hit a ball and be like "And Ducky is here to watch his girl do her thang". Lastly id get him to abuse the umpires mercissly. Pretty much he could air swing at the ball and blame the umpire for distracting him. Every loss and lord knows he will have alot will be the umpires fault. It would lead to a rap diss album about umpires

Seriously whose got this fuckers mobile? Ill make him a millionaire

[wogitalia]

If I was James Duckworth id accept the fact I have absolutely no tennis talent whatsoever and really go that edgy butthole route like Kyrgios has done but with more clothing apparrell and cheekiness too it

So a more rap persona version of Nick Kyrgios to get him some press but not like overly bad press. More like the cheeky smartass press. First thing id do is help him create his own clothing line called "Get Ducked". After every set one he would yell "You just got Ducked on" and then do like a gangsta pose. Sometime down the line he would release a rap song of the same name. Secondly id set him up with some completely random Aus female tennis player whose equally as untalented. Someone that wont overshadow him but someone who can hit a ball and be like "And Ducky is here to watch his girl do her thang". Lastly id get him to abuse the umpires mercissly. Pretty much he could air swing at the ball and blame the umpire for distracting him. Every loss and lord knows he will have alot will be the umpires fault. It would lead to a rap diss album about umpires

Seriously whose got this fuckers mobile? Ill make him a millionaire

West Coast Eagles, their fans and mind altering drugs.

[Rumblah]

I love Embers

[Embers]

West Coast Eagles, their fans and mind altering drugs.

Don’t lie


All the girls would be wearing the Get Ducked Hoodie kitted out with a duck in sunglasses and gangsta chains standing in front of a graffiti wall

[flight23]

No idea who this dude is but I'm all for it


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[Embers]

No idea who this dude is but I'm all for it


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You can get to know him by his rap persona - Big Bad Ducky. Following his first hit single "You just got Ducked on'", Ducky is collabing with Iggy Azalea to drop his next single "All dem bitches Aces"

I should just call the bank now. "Turn the printer on now, i dont think you will be able to match us once we go big is all"

[flight23]

All dem bitches aces sounds like a song




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[Embers]

All dem bitches aces sounds like a song




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Video clip writes itself too

Ducky just serving tennis balls at girls in bikinis and them air swinging and missing the ball

Do that for 2 minutes and you got a number 1 single

[BobbyVanVeen]

Shapovalov has a rap single called "night train". Lets just say, It wouldn't be hard for Ducky to beat that.

[Triptanes]

Video clip writes itself too

Ducky just serving tennis balls at girls in bikinis and them air swinging and missing the ball

Do that for 2 minutes and you got a number 1 single

Thought the balls would be hitting them on the chin

[Embers]

Shapovalov has a rap single called "night train". Lets just say, It wouldn't be hard for Ducky to beat that.

I smell a collab myself

[Embers]

Thought the balls would be hitting them on the chin

Have you seen James Duckworth play? Im just hoping the ball lands on the tennis court when he serves, never mind accuracy and having it hit something.

[Embers]

Could arguably go with a stunt double though with someone who can play tennis to serve the balls I suppose to overcome that problem. Balls to the chin could work in that sense

[rossi]

I’ve missed watching Kyrgios. Absolutely taking the piss with that underarm ace.

[sblack]

Also the biggest pea heart in history. Good riddance.

[Bunga]

Also the biggest pea heart in history. Good riddance.

Have you not heard of Bernard Tomic?